Excuse Me for just a second here

Okay, I'm going to break a "blogging" rule here and post twice.
IN THE SAME DAY.

I know, I hear what you're saying, too: "Get a twitter"

No.

Anyways, so let me throw out a hypothetical situation here. You have this friend who a while ago completely sabotaged your relationship just to make his/her life just a little more what he/she wanted, leaving you in the dust and telling you that you should be happy for him/her if you really cared about him/her. Heaven forbid you have feelings of your own that may or may not be hurt in the process, or wonder if he/she really cares about you because he/she definitely understands that what has just happened is not fair to you in any way.

And let's say that, after quite a bit of time, you're still feeling hurt from this. As in, it's been quite a long time since this happened, and you don't feel any better about it. You decide the easiest way to feel better about it might be to let this person back in your life, forgive him/her, and tell him/her that you would really like to try and rekindle that friendship that used to mean a whole lot to both of you.

This friend you have, when you tell him/her this, completely breaks down. He/she is completely beside herself with what he/she did, and unmistakably has the air that he/she is going to make things right. He/she tells you that he/she is so sorry, and yadda yadda yadda "I thought you had changed" blah blah blah "I didn't really realize until just now how much I had missed you" mumble mumble mumble "You're still the same kid". Ends this whole thing with how he/she thinks that trying to get this friendship back is probably the best thing for him/her too, so that he/she can understand that all I'm trying to do here is forgive him/her and be able to look back and say what happened was for the best.

Well, that was about a month ago when this "Let's try to be friends" conversation happened. How many times have I been contacted in any way, be it text, facebook, or in person?

Yeah, that's how I treat my friends too.

I decided to return

For reasons I still do not fully understand.

Whatever. Here I am again, off in some distant far away land (college) on the epic journey that will prove my purpose (life?).

Here's what I can tell you about me now: I like me, right now. It's good. All good.

Anything else? No?

Perfect. I'm going to bed.